Posts tagged ‘Ian Bayne’

November 11, 2015

#99) Where are they now? Catching up with former D-Theory celebrities

As this blog nears its 100th post, I’ve decided to mark that milestone (and I use the term loosely) by catching up on five subjects of past D-theory posts.

Stephen Quire (#11) is best known as the “World of Warcraft Freakout Kid.” Originally video taped by his younger brother, who goes by the Youtube handle “Wafflepwn”, Quire has not only entertained millions of viewers with his temper tantrums but has also inspired debates about whether they are real. The first video currently boasts an impressive 85 million views. According to the most recent video, posted in September, Quire, now in military school, has “stopped freaking out.” Or has he?

Samantha Brick (#40) wrote a controversial article for London’s Daily Mail in which she described the downsides of being pretty. Brick is still a regular contributor to the Mail; most recently a parenting article decrying “spoiled little emperors.”

Ian Bayne (#67) drew criticism for comparing A&E’s suspending “Duck Dynasty” patriarch Phil Robertson to Rosa Parks’ arrest. Following an unsuccessful bid for congress in Illinois, Bayne was most recently in the news for his September, 2015 dismissal from his talk radio show.

Lynn Shepherd (#72) is best known for her February, 2014 opinion piece about J.K. Rowling. At least one person has stepped up to defend her from the backlash that ensued. Shepherd was last seen in March, 2015 in an interview on the Killer Reads website.

Action Park (#79) was an infamous New Jersey water park that closed in 1996 following a long history of injuries and fatalities. The park was reopened last year, claiming to have kept the wild spirit of old, now mixed with more modern safety measures. According to this article, the park has reverted to its “laissez-faire” attitude, resulting in the shut down of a water slide.

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December 21, 2013

#67) Rosa Parks is the new Hitler

It’s official: Rosa Parks is the new Hitler.

By that, I don’t mean that she’s responsible for the slaughter of 11 million people or that she has a recognizable mustache.  What I mean is, like that of Hitler, Rosa Parks’s name has become a last resort for anyone about to lose a political argument.

It’s generally agreed that during a debate or discussion, if one side has to use Hitler to make their point, by proxy, they’ve admitted defeat.  There’s even a name for the act of bringing Hitler into an argument: Godwin’s Law.  Just as people seem to have no trouble comparing their enemies to Hitler, there’s an emerging trend to conveniently align oneself, or one’s allies, with the civil rights pioneer.  Early adopters were doing it at least as far back as 2001.  After Sandy Hook I had to “unfriend” someone for sharing a photo comparing Parks’s right to sit at the front of the bus with the right to own an AR-15The latest example of playing the “Parks card” comes from congressional candidate Ian Bayne (R-IL).  He compared the plight of “Duck Dynasty” patriarch Phil Robertson–recently suspended by A&E, the channel that broadcasts the show, for making anti-gay remarks–to that of Parks: “In December 1955, Rosa Parks took a stand against an unjust societal persecution of black people, and in December 2013, Robertson took a stand against persecution of Christians.”

On behalf of my fellow political independents who on any given issue usually take the side of whoever sounds the least crazy and desperate, I implore Bayne and his like-minded colleagues to lay low on this one.  Don’t make yourselves look nutty.  Last year the GOP lost what should have been an easy-win presidential election on social issues alone.   Insanity is, as the old saying goes, doing the same thing and expecting different results.

I happen to disagree with A&E’s decision to suspend Robertson, not because I sympathize with his sentiments–I don’t–but because he’s DOING WHAT HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DOING.  If A&E is trying to earn points by showing Robertson and his family at the dinner table, heads bowed in prayer, they also need to accept the less attractive side of his Christianity.  Punishing  him for expressing homophobic views is akin to Indiana University’s firing of Bob Knight for having too many temper tantrums.  But comparing him to Rosa Parks comes off as a little bit self-important.  The very conservatives such as Bayne who embrace capitalism and preach personal responsibility should see Robertson’s suspension as a market response, not censorship.

Nancy Pelosi recently encouraged her colleagues to “embrace the suck.”  Let’s all make that a goal for 2014.  There are certain issues on which not everyone will see eye to eye; that’s a given.  But we have to start somewhere, and we can begin with making our discourse more civilized and literate.  Whatever the debate may be, let’s just agree to leave Hitler and Rosa Parks out of it.