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September 3, 2014

#84) The ten best quotes from the first five seasons of “The League”

I love “The League”. At first I thought it was just a guilty pleasure, but over the last few years, it’s become a full-on obsession; at least if creating Mii characters on my Wii to resemble the cast makes me obsessed. In tribute to the show’s upcoming sixth season, I present a few of my favorite gems from this semi-improvised fantasy football comedy.  If you haven’t watched the show, perhaps this might clue you into what you’re missing; if you’re already a fan, enjoy…and let me know if I missed your favorite.

#10) Rafi: “I am day drunk…get ready to see my dick!” (“The Lockout” – season 3, episode 1)

#9) Kevin: “It’s not about race, it’s about the color of your skin!” (“Carmenjello” – season 3, episode 7)

#8) Jenny: “Sad little man, no!” (“The Expert Witness” – season 2, episode 9)

#7) Ruxin: “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to jerk off to inter-racial porn.” (“Thanksgiving” – season 3, episode 8)

#6) Jenny: “Kevin, hold my purse!” (“The Usual Bet” – season 1, episode 5)

#5) Rafi: “It’s like the white rain of a thousand loads. You’ll basically be able to climb the walls like Spiderman.” (“The Lockout” – season 3, episode 1)

#4) Jenny: “How big do you think you are, Kevin?” (“Training Camp” – season 4, episode 1)

#3) Sgt. Panico: “Ever have to tell your friend his dick got blown off on the battle field and then realized it was YOUR dick?” (“Chalupa vs. the Cutlet” – season 5, episode 3)

#2) Jenny: “It’s a tur-guinea!” (“Thanksgiving” – season 3, episode 8)

And the number one quote from the first five seasons of “The League” –

Andre: “I’m inside me!” (“Vegas Draft” – season 2, episode 1)

Agree? Disagree? Either way, let’s hope Season 6 gives us some moments to remember. Shivakamini Somakandarkram!